civil rights

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Mark Wilson

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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girls lacrosse

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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