What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

a man said hi.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Bacon is delcious.

THE GAME.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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