- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

boobs.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Justin Bieber

Woman's rights

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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