- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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