What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Anti Joke

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