Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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