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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Jesus was a good guy

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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