Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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