- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Scott Gomez

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Snooki

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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