Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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