- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Your mom is fat

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Nickelback

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Justin Bieber

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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