- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Basically copying you.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

good one jess !!

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Charlotte Bobcats

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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