What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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