- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Joke.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

No.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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