How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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