- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

knock knock no ones home

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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