Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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one day i went to bed

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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