What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Illumati Confirmed

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Anti Joke

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