What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

BOTTOM!!!

what happens every day? People die

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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