Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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