Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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How old are you? 20

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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