"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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A mans opinion.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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