- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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