"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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