- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Flop dog

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

a fish swimming in the water swims

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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