There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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