- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Basically copying you.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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