Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Adele walks into the stables

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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