What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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