What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

thumb_up thumb_down -4

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the car do? CRASH!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

?u?? ????? ????? '?? p??? o? u?op ?p?sdn s??? p?dd??? no? ??

thumb_up thumb_down -6

There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

thumb_up thumb_down -6

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops