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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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im black

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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