- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

what do u call a apple a apple

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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