A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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