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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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