- Anti Joke

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

which one is easiest

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Morning wood.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Knock Knock Not Yet

Vagina.

alston wang

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

banana

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

which one is easiest

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Morning wood.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Knock Knock Not Yet

Vagina.

alston wang

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

banana

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D