Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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?J?o?k?e?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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i dont like chris

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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