A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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