An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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knock knock get lost!

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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shauns beautiful

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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