Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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who ever is reading this....

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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