- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

How long is a china man?

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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