- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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