- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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