Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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?J?o?k?e?

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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shauns beautiful

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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