- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Potassium? K.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

We are lawyers

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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