why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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kkk

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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