An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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A man... walks.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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you and your family will die tonight

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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