- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

My penis is big... not.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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