- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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