Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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