- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Butt poop.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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