why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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An Artic Storm.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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The Detroit Lions

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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