- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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