There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Im black

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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