- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

why did the man die? he was shot

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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