roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Neither have I

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Justin's hair

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Whats funnier than 24? 25

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's funnier than 68 69

thumb_up thumb_down -17

what is a chicken answer: chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops