- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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