- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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