A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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