What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Neither have I

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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