The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

My parents have an open marriage.

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

And Stephen Hawking said.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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