What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

What's the deal with brown?

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Nickelback

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

The Christian Bible.

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