How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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what?

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Anti Joke

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