- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

josh roberts got the d in geog

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Bean.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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