What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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