- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

woman's rights

What's 9+10? 19

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

What did the car do? CRASH!

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Sarah Palin

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??