What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Anti Joke

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