What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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lipstick pig

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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