Hey! Where is my tracker?

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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book 'em danno

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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i dont like attention whores lol

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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