What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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There's my tractor.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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A man... walks.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Jews

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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