- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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