Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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