- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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