What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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