- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Take this and put it- No.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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