What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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knock knock piss off

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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i am and me is i

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Dance is a sport

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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