A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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potatoes

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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