banana

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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your mother

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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