- Anti Joke

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

josh roberts got the d in geog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

why did the man die? he was shot

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Rachel not blowing Robert.