What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

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