Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

women's rights.

knock knock piss off

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Religion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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