3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Samraj.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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