What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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