What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Samraj.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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