What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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One time I masturbated by myself

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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