Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Andy Carrol

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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You see how lame this is?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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