Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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The Holocaust.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Mitt Romney penis

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69

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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