Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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this is not a joke. jks

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Black...

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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The Detroit Lions

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