Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Grammer is very important

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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