what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

How much Is a free app on my market?

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

what does a chair look like? a chair.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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