- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Where do you live? In a house

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Muslim athletes.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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