why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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Bob dole

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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