If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What comes after 23? 24.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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