What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

What comes after 23? 24.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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