Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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