- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

42, that is all

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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