- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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