- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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