what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Take this and put it- No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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