Knock knock Come in

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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