What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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canada

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Muslim athletes.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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