Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Anti Joke

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