Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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who ever is reading this....

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Bumsniffer

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