- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Women's rights

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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