Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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