If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Snarf Nuggets

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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