Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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whats a willy? -brock

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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Women's rights

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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