Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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EGGPLANT

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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