Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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acualy is dolan

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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You see how lame this is?

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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