How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

69 :)

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Butt poop.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

these are shit

Anti Joke

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