- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

This one time at band camp....

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

i have a christmas tree.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Penis

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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