What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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Safe sex MR

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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