why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

general tso's broccoli

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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