Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

No.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

Your existance.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What is more worse than death? Death

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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