What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

general tso's broccoli

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

joke

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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