If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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This one time at band camp....

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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i have a christmas tree.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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Penis

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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