what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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