- Anti Joke

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."