Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Grammer is very important

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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President Donald Trump

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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