Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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