- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Nicolas Cage's acting.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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