- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

PSN IS UP

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

There's a car about to hit me.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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