- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

roses are black violets are black im blind

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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