What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Women's rights.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

penis

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

Anti Joke

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