- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

knock knock piss off

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Darude- Sandstorm

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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