- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

What's brown and sticky? A stick

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

There's a car about to hit me.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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