- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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