Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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Joke.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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