- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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