Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Justin's humor

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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A midget walks under a bar

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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