Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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Jerry.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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