Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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