- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Billy Cundiff.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

knock knock Come in!!!

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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