- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

out of your comfort zone

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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