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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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What's 9+10? 19

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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