What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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speech and debate.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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