What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

knock knock Come in!!!

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Matt is not funny.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

knock knock. come in.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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